How Frozen Should Have Ended:
Boyz ‘N Motion were the original Twerk Team.
Columbus Short wants us to forget but we woooooon’t.
… He was in the group? OMG
THAT IS HIM!
That poor white boy struggling on the end. tsk tsk tsk
Columbus was poppin the booty that GAWDT gave him
Ryan Hansen though!
I may or may not have been looking for an excuse to draw that again >w>
Thanks, by the way!
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
#i’m glad someone pointed that out#nomads have pretty much always been better about equality than their sedentary neighbors#also fun thing: one of the reasons the mongols never really assimilated was that mongol women flat out refused to participate in misogynistic chinese culture